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The FDA unleashed a Lucy Ricardo-esque plan to solve the energy crisis by irradiating fresh spinach and lettuce and not labeling it as having been irradiated. This way, within a year or so the population of the United States will not need to worry about the energy crisis. Why not? We will all: (a) Glow in the dark, therefore have no need of lights (b) Be completely dead…with our glowing bodies … Continue Reading »