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Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Jan 6, 2009
Every night before Wonky McValtrex goes to bed, a dozen dicks slap her to sleep. It's the only way she can get a good night's rest. Well, one of the dicks slapped her in the head a little too hard, because the dirty …
Also tagged: dumb bitch of the day
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Jan 2, 2009
This might just be another fairy tale from the pages of Life&Style, but if it's not, I will be holding auditions next week to replace George Clooney's place in my no-heart. Life&Style says he might, just might …
Also tagged: george clooney, i don and 039 t like jokes
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Dec 29, 2008
Why the fuck in skank disease hell isn't there a Hazmat tent over Wonky McValtrex because of that sore on her lip. For those of us not in Australia at the moment, we still have time to take shelter in our anti-Wonky …
Also tagged: gross
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Dec 23, 2008
This is the kind of utter shit that is created when you give a worthless slut with a 4-year-old's brain tons of money. Wonky McValtrex took a perfectly good Bentley and doused it in Pepto-Bismal diarrhea. The Daily …
Also tagged: fug
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Dec 19, 2008
Wonky McValtrex was burglarized last night after some bitches opened her unlocked front door and waltzed right in without a problem. Yeah, her front door is always unlocked and easy to get into. The L.A. Times says …
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Dec 16, 2008
Last night on A&E's Intervention, they had this broad who was a raging alkie and sex addict. She would flash her saggy bits to old men and even bragged about fucking a hatchet murderer. Well, I'm afraid that Gerard …
Also tagged: trash, i don and 039 t like jokes
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Dec 12, 2008
Good morning! Well, it was a good morning until I saw this shit. This is exactly what happens when you hang around with Parasite Hilton too long (or too short in this case). It's 23-year-old Onch from Wonky's reality …
Also tagged: i don and 039 t like jokes
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Dec 4, 2008
Disney is known for producing whores, but maybe that's become too much work for them, so they've decided to hire already established whores instead. Page Six says that Wonky McValtrex is lobbying to play the title role …
Also tagged: trash, girlfriend please
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Nov 19, 2008
Wonky McValtrex and Benji Madden are reportedly no longer bumping ass warts which means they are out in the wild spreading their skank! While we're running for quarantine shelters, the bitches who make Valtrex are …
Also tagged: splits
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Nov 17, 2008
Supposedly, Wonky McValtrex's war zone snatch belongs to Benji Madden, because they are all in love or some shit. Well, the other night in Miami, Wonky was back to doing what she does best: being a complete whorebag! …