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Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Jan 5, 2009
That's because he just got married for the fourth time in Santa Barbara last week. Don't stick your head in the oven just yet, because this bitch's marriages never last longer than a quick minute. Go tap your crotch to …
Also tagged: pepaws
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Dec 30, 2008
When you woke up this morning, you probably glanced at your bong and quickly considered making sweet love to it, but then decided you wanted to try and be a responsible person instead, because it's Tuesday. Well, fuck …
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Sam Talbot Is A Married ManDlisted - Be Very Afraid - Dec 12, 2008 The picture above is what my wet dreams basically looked like when Sam Talbot's season of Top Chef was airing. French fries and Sam! The only thing missing is a hot tub full of mayo. One of the biggest manwhores of … Also tagged: reality tv, i don and 039 t like jokes |
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Oct 27, 2008
Manuel Uribe gained another 100+ pounds in Mexico yesterday after marrying his 38-year-old girlfriend Claudia Solis!! Manuel, who hasn't left his bed in 6 years, was carried to his wedding on a flatbed truck. His …
Also tagged: hotness
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Oct 19, 2008
David Banda's bio-daddy thinks that his son is living a life without love and tells The Sun that maybe he should be back with him in Africa instead of living in Vadge's House of Pain. David might not be living in a …
Also tagged: madonna, guy ritchie, girlfriend please
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Oct 4, 2008
Howard Stern, 54, married Beth Ostrosky, 36, at Le Cirque in NYC last night. Seriously, they got married at Le Cirque! A fucking restaurant. That's like me getting married at Red Lobster. Actually, that's not a bad …
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Oct 1, 2008
The granola version of Ellen and Portia will get married in California sometime soon. Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Lynn Michaels have been together for a long ass time and they have four kids together so it's time …
Also tagged: gayelles
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Sep 28, 2008
These two bitches didn't waste any time. Ryan Reynolds, 31, and ScarJo, 23, got married in some remote wilderness resort (WTF) outside of Vancouver last night. Remote wilderness resort?! Did the bitch wear berries in …
Also tagged: scarlett johansson
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Sep 15, 2008
71-year-old George Takei married his 54-year-old partner Brad Altman in Los Angeles yesterday evening. The two oldies have been together for 21 years. If you still want to look at the same pair of saggy prune sacks …
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Sep 10, 2008
Is that a bull between SamRo's legs or is she just happy to see us? The Sun reports that SamRo used her labia lickin' lips to tell a bunch of strangers that she will marry HoHan by the end of the year. While DJing at …
Also tagged: lindsay lohan, samro