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Starting to Get Worried!The Secret Diary of Steve Ballmer - 9 hours ago The market is still tanking and I'm down by $7,693,268,035.03! Maybe this thing is worse than I thought, maybe it's more than just "paper losses"! I'll have to get into it and go over the portfolio this evening. The … |
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God Spoke to me Last Night!The Secret Diary of Steve Ballmer - Oct 9, 2008 It's hard to explain, many of you will not believe, but I've got to tell it anyway. Last night just after Wellington tucked the kids in and retired for the evening, I decided to go to the south spa alone. As I passed … Tagged: ballmer, god, genius windows furniputer |
The Secret Diary of Steve Ballmer - Oct 7, 2008
Lucas Arts is about to release "The Force Unleashed!" It only runs on the xBox! Yes, The xBox! All of you who criticised me for kicking that Apple Cult (Bungie) out of Microsoft will now be proven wrong! This game …
Tagged: software, ms, sales, hollywood, geeks, game, ballmersoft
The Secret Diary of Steve Ballmer - Oct 6, 2008
Sheesh! I had to send an e-mail to Federal court today denying any involvement in the "Vista CapAble" debacle. So I had the sharks make up something for me to sign, just so long as I STAY OFF THE STAND! "I was not …
The Secret Diary of Steve Ballmer - Oct 5, 2008
I'm wrapping up my Euro-trip here in Paris, so I decided to get out of this God-forsaken, hairy-womaned, foul-smelling, garlic-sucking, girly-man, dentist hell, with a bang! I called a press conference at the foot of …
Tagged: vista, software, ms, eu, ballmer, friends, geeks, journalist, communist, cloud
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