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Yearly Archives: 2007, 2008

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  1. Starting to Get Worried!

    Starting to Get Worried!

    24 hours ago

    The market is still tanking and I'm down by $7,693,268,035.03! Maybe this thing is worse than I thought, maybe it's more than just "paper losses"! I'll have to get into it and go over the portfolio this evening. The

    Tagged: ballmer, scandal, stock, street

  2. God Spoke to me Last Night!

    God Spoke to me Last Night!

    Oct 9, 2008

    It's hard to explain, many of you will not believe, but I've got to tell it anyway. Last night just after Wellington tucked the kids in and retired for the evening, I decided to go to the south spa alone. As I passed

    Tagged: ballmer, god, genius windows furniputer

  3. The Force Unleashed!

    Oct 7, 2008

    Lucas Arts is about to release "The Force Unleashed!" It only runs on the xBox! Yes, The xBox! All of you who criticised me for kicking that Apple Cult (Bungie) out of Microsoft will now be proven wrong! This game

    Tagged: software, ms, sales, hollywood, geeks, game, ballmersoft

  4. Testimony Via PDF!

    Oct 6, 2008

    Sheesh! I had to send an e-mail to Federal court today denying any involvement in the "Vista CapAble" debacle. So I had the sharks make up something for me to sign, just so long as I STAY OFF THE STAND! "I was not

    Tagged: vista, history, ms, sales, ballmer, geeks, scandal

  5. Windows Cloud!

    Oct 5, 2008

    I'm wrapping up my Euro-trip here in Paris, so I decided to get out of this God-forsaken, hairy-womaned, foul-smelling, garlic-sucking, girly-man, dentist hell, with a bang! I called a press conference at the foot of

    Tagged: vista, software, ms, eu, ballmer, friends, geeks, journalist, communist, cloud