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Vote Laura in ‘08, I’m more than plastic smiles and repressed tears By Laura Bush

newsgroper.com » 2007 » December » 5th » Vote Laura in ‘08, I’m more than plastic smiles and repressed tears By Laura Bush

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Two things have come to my attention of late, the first is that I will not be able to live in the White House after January ’09. I really wish someone would have told me this earlier. I specifically remember Georgie saying “It’s a lifetime post, honey, like they’ve got for Vladie Putin or Skeletor from He-Man.” I took his word for it and suddenly I’m here with just over a year left to pack … Continue Reading »

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