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Yearly Archives: 2007, 2008

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  1. AIG Parties Like It’s $85 Billion in Debt

    Oct 9, 2008

    AIG, you just won hundreds of billions of dollars in federal government bailout money? Are you going to Disneyworld? Hell to the no, Disney parks are for poor people. Fresh off running the company into the ground and

    Tagged: aig, general stupidity, painfully stupid, government bailout, frustratingly stupid, debt party

  2. Language barrier causes misunderstanding - all for an ‘h’

    Oct 9, 2008

    France’s Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner had a bit of a language problem when an Israeli newspaper misquoted him. It seems that a dropped ‘h’ caused a misunderstanding. The Haaretz newspaper quoted Kouchner as

    Tagged: politics, israël, iran, foreign affairs, haaretz, bernard kouchner, political stupidity, french foreign ministry, language barriers

  3. Soccer player dies during swim in croc infested waters

    Oct 9, 2008

    A soccer player from Zimbabwe has reportedly disappeared after a team swim in the Zambezi River. He is thought to have drowned. The river has a strong current and swimming is prohibited in the area where the team took

    Tagged: zimbabwe, swimming, soccer, crocodile, victoria falls, hippo, dumb sports, soccer player drowns in zambezi river

  4. We Came To See The Three-Year-Old Deity

    Oct 7, 2008

    Anytime you feel like you have too much on your plate, be thankful you’re not Matani Shakya. Reuters reports the 3-year-old girl from Nepal was named a Kumari, or “living goddess,” on Tuesday. She will be worshipped

    Tagged: just weird, living goddess, kumari, time well wasted, matani shakya

  5. Surprise! There’s a sword in that walking stick

    Oct 7, 2008

    Or, next time maybe you should check that shipment a bit more closely. A store in Britain quickly removed a shipment of walking sticks from store shelves when they found that sticks serve double-duty as swords. A

    Tagged: sword, dumb merchandise, dumb business, walking stick, tk maxx, surprise purchases