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Weapons of Crass Destruction: Wish List For Next YearStarked SF, Unforgiving News from the Bay - Dec 30, 2007 The holidays always drive me to thoughts of barbed wire and twelve-gauges, and this year was no exception. The ghastly season is almost over, but I’m already at work on a list of weaponry and related ordnance for next … Tagged: humor, holiday darkness |
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Part IV: D.C. Race Riots Turn Ugly as Senator Ted Stevens Dons Assless Chaps at RemingtonsStarked SF, Unforgiving News from the Bay - Dec 29, 2007 Continued from Pat III. The terrifying white riots continue in the nation’s capital, where the electorate continues to endure violent debauchery some have compared to The Terror following the French Revolution. Even … Tagged: tnt |
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Part III: Race Riots in D.C. Lead to Senatorial KaraokeStarked SF, Unforgiving News from the Bay - Dec 26, 2007 Continued from Part II. Rampaging lawmakers left a grisly scene in their wake, laying waste to the Doggie Style Bakery on 18th St. By the time they summoned limos and departed, they had eaten all the Paw’ty Cakes and … Tagged: tnt |
Starked SF, Unforgiving News from the Bay - Dec 25, 2007
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Santa Sweatshop: ContinuedStarked SF, Unforgiving News from the Bay - Dec 25, 2007 StarkedSF’s exclusive on the OSHA and INS investigation of Santa Claus continues with startling revelations about Santa’s problematic relationship with Mrs. Claus. While some details of the marital situation remain … Tagged: tnt, holiday darkness |
Starked SF, Unforgiving News from the Bay - Dec 24, 2007
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Bush X-Mas Jihad Rocks Middle EastStarked SF, Unforgiving News from the Bay - Dec 24, 2007 “Thy will be done!” As President Bush raised his hands in supplication to the 18-foot high effigy of Christ at the Capitol Hill Metropolitan Methodist Church, the United States Air Force began dropping bombs on the … Tagged: tnt |
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Santa Sweatshop: Feds, OSHA in North Pole StingStarked SF, Unforgiving News from the Bay - Dec 23, 2007 The North Pole Police Department has had Santa’s Village under surveillance for years. Sure, there were plenty of rumors—illegal aliens, workplace violations, underage drinking, spousal abuse, and numerous “shots … Tagged: tnt, holiday darkness |
Starked SF, Unforgiving News from the Bay - Dec 23, 2007
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O Haggis, My Haggis!Starked SF, Unforgiving News from the Bay - Dec 23, 2007 (Reprinted from the American Haggisological Society) For some reason, Americans have a difficult time opening their hearts to Haggis, the traditional Scottish dish. Often a recipe does not receive full attention when … |