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Prostitutionalize It: Getting San Francisco Back on Its Back

starkedsf.com » 2008 » June » 27th » Prostitutionalize It: Getting San Francisco Back on Its Back

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Yesterday’s Muni brothel bus idea was just the beginning. If we as a city work together, we can soon incur sufficient tax revenues to hire enough school teachers, pay people to hose homeless pee off the streets, and outsource the board of supervisors to a call center in New Delhi. Here are the basic elements of the plan: Alcatraz Island Sexual Theme Park: Coming out of the closet? Going back in? … Continue Reading »

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