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Bill Gates Retirement Plan

starkedsf.com » 2008 » July » 4th » Bill Gates Retirement Plan

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Bill Gates has officially retired, but it’s hard to imagine him just hanging around the office trying to make himself useful by doing some filing or getting coffee for the gang. Here’s some of the plans he’ll be considering over the Independence Day weekend: Go back to Harvard and finish BA—no telling what you can do with a college degree! Ascend to heaven in a chariot of fire. Get really bored Continue Reading »


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