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Barack Obama Appears On Famous TV News Magazine For Old Peoplewonkette.com » Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip - Nov 17, 2008 60 Minutes is a television show about evil pharmaceutical company executives and child molesters, starring Andy Rooney as a straight-talking curmudgeon who guiltily masturbates to old issues of Life Magazine. In this … Also tagged: barack obama, economy, fdr, 1, 60 minutes, hoover, steve kroft, roosevelt, he will tax you for working hard |
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A Nice Chart Showing How Poor You Arewonkette.com » Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip - Nov 14, 2008 Here’s a frightening math chart from the mathies at Calculated Risk putting that record 2.8% October retail sales decline in perspective. (As if a record drop in consumer spending needed more perspective!) Sales are … Also tagged: money, death, economy, investing, economics, 1, retail sales, hobos, poors |
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Who Will Be Obama’s Treasury Secretary?wonkette.com » Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip - Nov 5, 2008 Money and numbers dorks are all excited this morning, speculating about who Barack Obama might select for the most thankless job in America. Will it be Larry Summers, again? Your editor would kind of like to see the … Also tagged: money, barack obama, economy, 1, screwed, larry summers, sheila bair, secretary of the treasury |
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Jesus People Pray That False Idol Will Save God’s Economywonkette.com » Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip - Oct 29, 2008 Did you know that some Christian dingbat has dubbed today the “Day of Prayer for the World’s Economies?” Well here they are, at the Wall Street bull statue thing, praying to Jesus for money. The dingbat has explained … Also tagged: money, top, wall street, jesus, christians, 1, apocalypse, bull market, god religion |
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Alan Greenspan Admits Minor Fault To Congress!wonkette.com » Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip - Oct 23, 2008 So here are three major factors that contributed to our country’s world’s current financial misfortunes: prolonged periods of historically low interest rates (even negative real interest rates), the complete … Also tagged: economy, congress, 1, alan greenspan, interest rates, hearings, financial crisis, federal reserve, dinguses |
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Dow Drops 733, S&P Down 9%, Worse Since ‘87 Crashwonkette.com » Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip - Oct 15, 2008 In good news, oil is back to September 2007 prices. (In bad news, gas was still $3 a gallon then, so, uhh …) WHAT DOES IT MEAN. It means the numbers are finally coming in to back up the gloom. Nobody in the stores, no … Also tagged: 1, stocks, oh shit, great depression, hard times, hobo jungle |
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Goddamned Stock Markets Keep Plungingwonkette.com » Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip - Oct 15, 2008 Whoa, jesus, the Dow’s down 500 points, again. What’s the newest bad news for everybody? People have quit going to the stores, to buy stuff! There are many signs that your job will soon be gone, if you’ve still got a … Also tagged: 1, black wednesday, great depression, plunge, argh |
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Business Is Booming! (For Pawn Shops)wonkette.com » Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip - Oct 15, 2008 Hey hobos! If you are looking for some Golden Ameros to replace your lost I-banking wages, or your lost 401(k), or your lost home, look no farther than your local pawn shop! They can give you all the money that the … Also tagged: economy, 1, payday lending, pawnshops, pawn shops, new depression |
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A Children’s Treasury Of Poverty Iconographywonkette.com » Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip - Oct 10, 2008 By the Comics Curmudgeon So apparently 60 percent of you think that we are on the verge of a new Great Depression! Hopefully those of your who believe this are preparing yourself for the coming crisis, by putting your … Also tagged: poverty, 1, cartoon violence, comics curmudgeon, great depression, joke and dagger dept, cthulu |
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Plunging Markets, Blah Blah Blahwonkette.com » Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip - Oct 10, 2008 Well good morning to you! The Dow dropped over 660 points after opening, which is to say, it’s just another beautiful day on Wall Street. Our president, George W. Bush, will once again scurry out of his spider hole to … Also tagged: wall street, dow, george bush, 1, financial crisis |