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Groom cancels wedding by setting fire to hotelsimplydumb.com » Simply Dumb - Oct 28, 2008 A lot of people get cold feet when it’s time to say “I do.” We’ve all heard of it. And most brides and grooms either get over it or they cancel the wedding. Or maybe just don’t show. Or run off with someone else. But … Also tagged: fire, stupid people, general stupidity, asshat |
simplydumb.com » Simply Dumb - Oct 20, 2008
Folks, we can’t make these up even if we try. A man in Michigan was arrested for receiving sexual favors from a car wash vacuum hose. You know, the kind you pop a quarter in so you can clean your rugs? Yeah, one of …
Also tagged: weird stuff, sex acts, stupid people tricks, we can t make this up
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Family cremates mom - on the BBQsimplydumb.com » Simply Dumb - Oct 17, 2008 I may never eat food prepared on the grill again after this story. May none of us ever get so desperate that we do something so creepy and, well, wrong. A family in Northern California decided to cremate their elderly … Also tagged: dumb criminals |
simplydumb.com » Simply Dumb - Oct 14, 2008
You know, there are times we couldn’t make this stuff up if we tried. And why should we make it up when there is more than enough of “teh crazy” to go around? There are all kinds of crazy name - changing stories …
Also tagged: animal cruelty, peta, idiot, cut it out, irrelevant missives, peta is a pita, jennifer thornburg, cutoutdissection, high school biology, animal dissection
simplydumb.com » Simply Dumb - Sep 26, 2008
If you’re a PETA member, I’m really sorry. Over the last decade or so this group has sadly become irrelevant, ridiculous and just plain stupid. Their recent exploits are no exception. The group asked Ben & Jerry’s …
Also tagged: breast milk, bizarre, peta, dumb business, frustratingly stupid, ben and 38 jerry s, irrelevant missives, peta is a pita
simplydumb.com » Simply Dumb - Sep 21, 2008
I’m not sure whether this is a study in psychology or a sad commentary on the current price of gas. Maybe it’s a little bit of both. CNN reports that in Nashville on Friday somehow the rumor got out that the city would …
Also tagged: high gas prices, gas is too freakin high, gas shortage rumors
simplydumb.com » Simply Dumb - Sep 18, 2008
It’s perhaps the most important issue facing our nation today and sadly it has gone unreported by much of the national media and ignored in the current presidential campaign. It’s the pressing (or unpressed) issue of …
Also tagged: site news, simply dumb, sagwatch, saggy pants laws
simplydumb.com » Simply Dumb - Sep 14, 2008
According to the Fresno Bee Antonio Vasquez, 21,of Sanger has been set free after being accused of breaking into a house and attacking the residents with spices and sausage. Vasquez allegedly rubbed spices in one man’s …
Also tagged: dumb criminals, sausage attack, weird assault cases
simplydumb.com » Simply Dumb - Sep 10, 2008
I promise, we are not planning a theme here after yesterday’s story about a wheelchair bandit stealing condoms. But apparently the problems of doping have so permeated competitive sports to the point that even The …
Also tagged: dumb sports, ahmet coskun, paralympic drug scandals
simplydumb.com » Simply Dumb - Aug 24, 2008
Do you think nuns are all old, sour, carrying around rulers waiting to rap your knuckles for being naughty? An Italian priest wants to change nun stereotypes, so he’s organizing an online beauty pageant. For nuns. He …
Also tagged: nuns, just weird, beauty contest, beauty pageant, miss sister 2008