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Old Vampire-Killing Kit Sells For Small Fortunegeekologie.com » Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome - 5 hours ago An authentic vampire-killing kit from the 1800's recently sold at auction for nearly $15,000 to a pale man in a black cape. "This is a complete kit that comes fully equipped - stakes, mirrors, a gun with silver bullets … Also tagged: health, death, auction, vampire, blood, real, expensive, safety, vampires, mirror, bible, silver, apocalypse, real life, werewolf, uh oh, death and destruction, holy smokes, pew pew |
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Oooh, Nice Ride: The New Presidential Limogeekologie.com » Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome - 23 hours ago General Motors, best known for their delicious line of breakfast cereals, has designed an all new presidential limo for when Barack Obama takes power next year. They were going to do it four years ago, but figured … Also tagged: wow, government, car, weapons, protection, expensive, safety, limo, bombs, president, guns, impressive, tank, firearm, tank limo, sure why not, geez, holy smokes, serious don t drink and drive |
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Now That's A Good Dog!: How To Cook A Hot Dog Russian Style, Or, Alternatively: How I Died Trying To Heat A Wienergeekologie.com » Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome - Nov 17, 2008 This is how some system administrator in Russia prepares himself a quick meal during those long nights at the office -- with a 220-volt hotdog. He stabs a fork in each end, connects the clips, plugs in the plug, and … Also tagged: wow, cooking, russia, hot, electricity, delicious, yummy, safe, leds, lasers, dangerous, plug and play, shocking, mmmm, i d hit it, different strokes for different folks, what could go wrong, whatever shocks your balls off, i m gonna try it |
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Thanks But No Thanks (I Value My Ass): Honda's Assisted Walking Devicegeekologie.com » Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome - Nov 7, 2008 Honda's taking another stab at the growing assisted walking market (that's a market!?), this time with what appears to be a robot that hides between your legs and pokes you in the genitals. The device will supporting … Also tagged: help, honda, robot, walking, questionable, dangerous, ass, butt, ouch, leg, assisted living, butt cheeks, thanks but no thanks, okay, sure why not |
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Own Your Own Apollo Spacesuit (Replica)geekologie.com » Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome - Nov 4, 2008 You remember when you were a kid and wanted to be an astronaut? Well I still do. And I'm building my own rocketship (screw you NASA -- rules and regulate this!). Originally I was gonna blast the eff off in a pair of … Also tagged: clothes, protection, expensive, suit, safety, outerspace, nasa, rocket, we re all gonna die, replica, we, whee, rocketship, death and destruction, death trap, psssshow, i m building a rocketship |
geekologie.com » Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome - Oct 29, 2008
The SawStop is a circular saw designed to prevent you from cutting all your fingers off. Personally, I think fingers are overrated. The blade carries a small electrical charge. This charge is continuously monitored by …
Also tagged: health, tools, sharp, blood, safety, fingers, dangerous, cutting, digits, member s only
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Website Makes Notifying Sexual Partners About Possible STD Exposure Quick, Easy, And Painless (Minus The Burning)geekologie.com » Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome - Oct 21, 2008 Does it hurt when you pee? Look down. Did the toilet lid fall on your penis? If so, disregard. But if not, get tested. And then use the inSPOT website to notify all your past sexual partners you may have given them … Also tagged: health, relationships, website, sex, disease, safety, burn, safe, interweb, wrap it up, be safe everyone |
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Website Makes Notifying Sexual Partners About Possible STD Exposure Quick And Painless (Well, Minus The Burning)geekologie.com » Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome - Oct 21, 2008 Does it hurt when you pee? Look down. Did the toilet lid fall on your penis? If so, disregard. But if not, get tested. And then use the inSPOT website to notify all your past sexual partners you may have given them … Also tagged: health, relationships, website, sex, disease, safety, burn, safe, interweb, wrap it up, be safe everyone |
geekologie.com » Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome - Oct 8, 2008
The Shower Power is a powerful suction cup with two handles. It was designed to provide a safehold while you're having sex in the shower. Or in the car. Or on the side of a building. I couldn't find out how much it …
Also tagged: interesting, sex, new products, safety, rubber, dangerous, bones, whee, oh la la, sure why not, sucky, okay but just one more, sexy with a porpoise
geekologie.com » Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome - Sep 30, 2008
This is an instructional video about how to defend yourself in the likely event that someone is attacking you because you looked at them funny. I tried a couple of the moves out on a coworker, and I must admit: there …
Also tagged: health, video, people, fighting, defense, crying, safety, attack, fight, ouch, attacker, please don t kill me, fetal position