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  1. [video] Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

    The Onion - Jun 30, 2008

    Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out.

    Tagged: entertainment, music, celebrities, teens, miley cyrus

  2. [video] Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2011

    The Onion - Jun 30, 2008

    Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out.

    Tagged: entertainment, music, celebrities, teens, miley cyrus

  3. Massive Oil Spill Results In Improved Wildlife Viscosity

    The Onion - Jun 29, 2008

    NOME, AK—A Castrol supertanker ran aground Monday near Nome, AK, spilling more than 50 million gallons of high-grade Castrol motor oil into the Bering Strait and greatly improving the viscosity of local marine wildlife.

    Tagged: news, national, environment

  4. Small, Dedicated Group Of Concerned Citizens Fails To Change World

    The Onion - Jun 29, 2008

    CHISHOLM, MN—With a meager annual budget of $17,600 and a mostly unpaid, part-time staff of just 14, the non-profit group Citizens For A Cleaner Watershed has its work cut out for it.

    Tagged: news, national, environment

  5. Eco-Friendly Junkies Launch Needle Re-Use Program

    The Onion - Jun 29, 2008

    SAN FRANCISCO—Greatly concerned with America's ever-worsening landfill problem, a group of San Francisco-based heroin addicts have established EcOD, an environmentally friendly needle sharing program. "So many of us …

    Tagged: national, news in brief

  6. EPA Didn't Know Anybody Was Still Drinking Water

    The Onion - Jun 29, 2008

    WASHINGTON, DC—Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Stephen Johnson apologized during a press conference Tuesday for what critics...

    Tagged: politics, environment, government, news in brief

  7. Recent Saving Of Planet Attributed To Working Assets Long-Distance Plan

    The Onion - Jun 29, 2008

    UNITED NATIONS–A U.N. report released Monday traces last week's saving of the Earth to Working Assets' long-distance plan. "Working Assets, with its donation of 2 percent of profits to groups like the Rainforest Action …

    Tagged: news in brief

  8. [audio] 8-Year-Old Forced To Eat Organic Macaroni And Cheese

    The Onion - Jun 29, 2008

    Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

    Tagged: onion radio news

  9. We Must Preserve The Earth's Dwindling Resources For My Five Children

    The Onion - Jun 29, 2008

    As we move into the 21st century, it is our responsibility to think of the future of the earth—not for ourselves, but for those who will...

    Tagged: environment, opinion, family

  10. I'm A Cloud Factory!

    The Onion - Jun 29, 2008

    Puff ... puff ... puff ...Hey, everybody, look at me! No, don't look around you—look up! Up here! It's me, the...

    Tagged: pollution, environment, opinion, industry, workplace

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