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Yearly Archives: 2007, 2008

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  1. Bigfoot Corpse A Fraud

    15 hours ago

    Members of Searching For Bigfoot, Inc. said they had been tricked into buying a fake sasquatch body from an ex-policeman. What do you think?

    Tagged: american voices

  2. Netherlands Taught How To Play Softball Seconds Before Being Shoved Onto Field Against U.S. Team

    Netherlands Taught How To Play Softball Seconds Before Being Shoved Onto Field Against U.S. Team

    17 hours ago

    BEIJING—International Softball Federation officials met with the Netherlands softball team to explain the rules of the sport and provide...

    Tagged: sports, sports nib, olympics

  3. Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World

    Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World

    17 hours ago

    ORLANDO—Fourteen-time Olympic gold medalist and SeaWorld main attraction Michael Phelps returned to his seven-million-gallon water tank Wednesday to resume his normal schedule of performing in six shows a day for

    Tagged: sports, celebrities, sports news, olympics

  4. Oh, No! Dirt Bikes!

    Oh, No! Dirt Bikes!

    Aug 20, 2008

    Ah, isn't summer just wonderful? Why, I could lay here all day, surrounded by my little forest friends, and never...

    Tagged: opinion, motorsports

  5. Area Woman Will See Any Movie That Takes Place Between 1743 And 1919

    Aug 20, 2008

    JEFFERSON TOWNSHIP, NJ—-Veterinary assistant Lauren Millardi, 27, will watch any period film set within a strict historical time frame of...

    Tagged: entertainment, movies, news in brief