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The Onion - Sep 29, 2008
SOMERSET, NJ—"It???s frightening to think I was so close to learning how society works outside the protected sphere of wealth and privilege," said Charles Wentworth.
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The Onion - Sep 29, 2008
NEW YORK—In a stunning reversal of their long-stated reluctance to take it, members of heavy-metal band Twisted Sister announced Monday...
Also tagged: entertainment, music, family, news in brief, bands
The Onion - Sep 27, 2008
SOMERSET, NJ—"It’s frightening to think I was so close to learning how society works outside the protected sphere of wealth and privilege," said Charles Wentworth.
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The Onion - Sep 26, 2008
Slacker Uprising, filmmaker Michael Moore's new documentary about his 2004 tour, was released for free on the Internet on Tuesday. What do...
Also tagged: entertainment, movies, american voices
The Onion - Sep 19, 2008
Actor Ryan O'Neal and his son Redmond were arrested in their home on suspected possession of methamphetamine. What do you think?
Also tagged: entertainment, drugs, scandal, american voices
The Onion - Sep 17, 2008
Anyone who enjoyed my historic 35-year run as host of The Price Is Right knows there's no cause I feel more strongly about than the crisis...
Also tagged: entertainment, animals, tv, opinion
The Onion - Sep 15, 2008
Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, you’ll barely be able to tell they have no souls.
Also tagged: entertainment, today now, teens music
The Onion - Sep 12, 2008
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
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The Onion - Aug 30, 2008
LOS ANGELES—TriStar Products, makers of Jack LaLanne's Power Juicer released a statement saying it was an honor just to be nominated alongside the Total Gym.
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The Onion - Aug 21, 2008
ORLANDO—Fourteen-time Olympic gold medalist and SeaWorld main attraction Michael Phelps returned to his seven-million-gallon water tank Wednesday to resume his normal schedule of performing in six shows a day for …
Also tagged: sports, sports news, olympics