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The Onion - Oct 5, 2008
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
Also tagged: onion radio news
The Onion - Oct 3, 2008
WINNETKA, IL—The iPhone was found lying face down on the dashboard showing no signs of life, but after a tense few seconds, officers were able to wake it.
Also tagged: technology, news, apple, science and technology, police
The Onion - Sep 19, 2008
SCHAUMBURG, IL— Father of five Don Knutsen, 39, can still recall a time not too long ago when he would have instantly dismissed the thought...
Also tagged: local, family, death, news in brief
The Onion - Sep 6, 2008
CHICAGO—"I got stuck on a rooftop with Howard a month ago, and with no prompting he acted out about 20 minutes of Napoleon Dynamite," said one SWAT officer.
Also tagged: friendship, news, police, workplace
The Onion - Aug 31, 2008
SEATTLE—"I hope the kids at Hampstead Elementary like me," 37-year-old Howard Dengal said. "It'd be nice to have someone to play with during recess."
Also tagged: education, news, children, elementary school
The Onion - Aug 18, 2008
DETROIT—Christopher O'Dell, a 16-year veteran of the Detroit Police Department, told reporters Monday that he will not rest until he exacts...
Also tagged: police, law enforcement, news in brief, teenagers
The Onion - Aug 18, 2008
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
Also tagged: money, onion radio news
The Onion - Aug 12, 2008
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
Also tagged: tv, celebrities, onion radio news
The Onion - Aug 10, 2008
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
Also tagged: law enforcement, onion radio news
The Onion - Jul 31, 2008
Sen. Ted Stevens (R-AL) has been charged with seven counts of corruption for failing to report more than $250,000 in gifts and services. What do...
Also tagged: politics, american voices, senate, congress