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The Onion - Oct 3, 2008
WINNETKA, IL—The iPhone was found lying face down on the dashboard showing no signs of life, but after a tense few seconds, officers were able to wake it.
Also tagged: technology, news, apple, crime, science and technology
The Onion - Sep 29, 2008
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
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The Onion - Sep 6, 2008
CHICAGO—"I got stuck on a rooftop with Howard a month ago, and with no prompting he acted out about 20 minutes of Napoleon Dynamite," said one SWAT officer.
Also tagged: friendship, news, crime, workplace
The Onion - Aug 18, 2008
DETROIT—Christopher O'Dell, a 16-year veteran of the Detroit Police Department, told reporters Monday that he will not rest until he exacts...
Also tagged: crime, law enforcement, news in brief, teenagers
The Onion - Jun 4, 2008
LIBERTY CITY—"I was shot 14 times on my way to work today, including twice by police," said one Algonquin-area resident. "That is unacceptable."
Also tagged: news, crime, scandal, videogames, grand theft auto
The Onion - Jun 3, 2008
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
Also tagged: crime, onion radio news
The Onion - May 27, 2008
PHILADELPHIA—Police were led on a reckless, high-speed pursuit past more than a dozen of downtown Philadelphia's most historically fascinating...
Also tagged: education, travel, crime, culture, news in brief
The Onion - May 25, 2008
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
Also tagged: celebrities, onion radio news
The Onion - May 3, 2008
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
Also tagged: crime, onion radio news
The Onion - Apr 3, 2008
LOS ANGELES—An ongoing interrogation at the Los Angeles Police Department's downtown precinct has not been as successful as hoped, despite the...
Also tagged: crime, news in brief