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The Onion - Oct 3, 2008
WASHINGTON—President Bush called the Coalition of Instrumentalists and Minstrels, more commonly known as the national marching band, to...
Also tagged: george w bush, news in brief
The Onion - Oct 2, 2008
WASHINGTON—Despite insisting several times during the first presidential debate that he had never won the U.S. Senate Miss Congeniality...
Also tagged: john mccain, news in brief
The Onion - Oct 2, 2008
OAK PARK, IL—Parents of Obama '08 campaign volunteer Mark Lowe said their son's selfless work for the Illinois senator has shown the...
Also tagged: barack obama, news in brief
The Onion - Oct 2, 2008
Researchers noticed an 18 percent spike in traffic fatalities on days a presidential election was held. What do you think?
Also tagged: travel, death, american voices
The Onion - Oct 1, 2008
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
Also tagged: food, children, onion radio news
The Onion - Oct 1, 2008
Thirty-three pastors in 22 states are in danger of losing tax-exempt status for their churches after endorsing a candidate from the pulpit. What do...
Also tagged: religion, american voices
The Onion - Oct 1, 2008
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
Also tagged: food, children, onion radio news
The Onion - Sep 30, 2008
BOSTON—Four years after being blasted as an elitist for his Ivy League education, wealthy background, and hobby of windsurfing, sources say...
Also tagged: news in brief, john kerry
The Onion - Sep 30, 2008
In response to Republican attacks, Barack Obama unleashed a series of slightly negative ads that gently point out how McCain could be doing a better job.
Also tagged: john mccain, barack obama
The Onion - Sep 29, 2008
Barack Obama unleashed a series of slightly negative ads that gently point out how McCain could be doing a better job.
Also tagged: john mccain, barack obama