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The Onion - Sep 29, 2008
SOMERSET, NJ—"It???s frightening to think I was so close to learning how society works outside the protected sphere of wealth and privilege," said Charles Wentworth.
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The Onion - Sep 27, 2008
SOMERSET, NJ—"It’s frightening to think I was so close to learning how society works outside the protected sphere of wealth and privilege," said Charles Wentworth.
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The Onion - Jul 4, 2008
WASHINGTON, DC–According to a World Wildlife Fund study released Monday, stuffed-animal biodiversity is rapidly rising, with the number of species available in plush form up nearly 800 percent since 1990.
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The Onion - Jul 4, 2008
WASHINGTON, DC—A report released by the Union of Concerned Dietitians stated that not only will the temperature of coffee increase by nearly...
Also tagged: health, food, national, news in brief
The Onion - Jul 3, 2008
WASHINGTON, DC???A study released Monday by the American Public Transportation Association reveals that 98 percent of Americans support the use of mass transit by others.
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The Onion - Jul 3, 2008
WASHINGTON, DC—Though insisting that she had been meaning to read Eric Schlosser's book Fast Food Nation ever since it was published in 2001, Secretary Of Agriculture Ann M. Veneman finally got around to doing so just …
Also tagged: politics, books, environment, government, news in brief, bush administration
The Onion - Jul 2, 2008
WASHINGTON, DC–A study released Monday by the American Public Transportation Association reveals that 98 percent of Americans support the use of mass transit by others.
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The Onion - Jun 26, 2008
LAKEWOOD, CO—Gene Podrewski expressed confusion Monday about his status as a gay camp icon.
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The Onion - Jun 26, 2008
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA–The mainstream acceptance of gays and lesbians, a hard-won civil-rights victory gained through decades of struggle against prejudice and discrimination, was set back at least 50 years Saturday in the …
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The Onion - May 23, 2008
WASHINGTON—The can monopoly enjoyed by the nation's poorest one percent highlights the growing and possibly unbridgeable gap between the rich and mega-poor.