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Dead Presidents Dept.: BILL CLINTON TASERED TO DEATH

wonkette.com » 2007 » May » 19th » Dead Presidents Dept.: BILL CLINTON TASERED TO DEATH

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We all knew it’d end this way. CHAPEL HILL - Bill Clinton, a 6-foot former president on the run nearly a week, died Thursday after Carrboro police captured him outside a nursing home. […] Sanford, who rescued the politician seven years ago to give her other high-profile Washingtonian, Janet Reno, company, said Bill Clinton was a happy pol. “He loved watermelon and grapes,” she said. And he … Continue Reading »

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