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Brokeback Bush Heartbroken Over Heath, Cancels Dope Ceremony [Funny Cuz It's True]

wonkette.com » 2008 » January » 24th » Brokeback Bush Heartbroken Over Heath, Cancels Dope Ceremony [Funny Cuz It's True]

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Pretend-cowboy George W. Bush was all set to give some kind of anti-sleeping-pills speech today, but he’s so upset about the sleeping-pill suicide of pretend-cowboy Heath Ledger that the whole thing’s been postponed! That’s what White House spokeslady Dana Perino told a sobbing press corps today. Brokeback Mountain is Bush’s favorite movie of all time. [Associated Press] … Continue Reading »

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