Speeple News Search

Sign Up! | Tags | Domains | Statistics | Options | Advanced Search

Romney Will Be King Of California And Nowhere Else [Our Doomed Nation]

wonkette.com » 2008 » February » 5th » Romney Will Be King Of California And Nowhere Else [Our Doomed Nation]

Tagged: prophecies, polls, walnuts, zogby, projections, clinton, mccain, obama, barry obama, romney, mittens, super tuesday

According to John Zogby’s latest poll, Republican Senator John “Walnuts!” McCain is leading pretty much everywhere except in the great state of California, where conservatives want a leader with executive experience and magic underoos. As for the Democrats, everything is fucked forever, hooray! Clinton’s ahead in New Jersey, Obama’s ahead by a hair in Missouri, California’s a tossup…expect a … Continue Reading »

Latest news from Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip:

  1. Liveblogging The End Of John ‘Walnuts’ McCain’s Address To Outer Space
  2. Liveblogging Cindy McCain And The Talking Motion Picture About John S. McCain’s FIVE AND A HALF YEARS In Vietnamese Maverick Cauldron
  3. Liveblogging John McCain at the RNC!
  4. Special RNC Stage Could Not Be More Phallic
  5. More Speeches You Don’t Care About, Before You See Them On TeeVee

Latest news from wonkette.com:

  1. Sexist CNN Dog Attacks Wonkette
  2. Look, It’s The Not-Terribly-Wretched Palin Bio That Didn’t Air Last Night!
  3. Check Out Levi Johnston’s Meth-Trash Ring Finger Tattoo
  4. Wasilla Is Meth Capital Of Alaska, Of Course
  5. It’s Homecoming Weekend