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You Could Maybe Make a Few Dollars Selling These Tasteful Obama Souvenirs

wonkette.com » 2008 » December » 12th » You Could Maybe Make a Few Dollars Selling These Tasteful Obama Souvenirs

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Hello, jobless hordes of the D.C. metropolitan area! Would you like to sell extremely unofficial Inaugural Postcards of our new Shark God, Mr. President Obama? Well good! First, of course, you will need to come up with the cash to buy these things, Wholesale, and then you will easily be able to sell them Retail for, uh, $2.75. Just two dollars and seventy-five cents, for a postcard with one of … Continue Reading »

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