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Some Guy Needs Human Female Inaugural Date

wonkette.com » 2009 » January » 13th » Some Guy Needs Human Female Inaugural Date

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Well, this one just smacks of implausibility — what “tall and handsome 6′3″ and work out daily” kind of guy do you know who would have to go on Craigslist looking for a party date? — but whatever, we’ll bite. He does not care if you are an 89-year-old skeletal space monster, as long as you look vaguely humanoid and want to go to an inaugural ball with this guy. He will buy you a dress, too! Oh … Continue Reading »

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