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Wonkette - Nov 3, 2009
Oh no. Oh no no no. What is this? What … how? Democratic “gangbangers,” gangbanging doors, with flyers? And a video — a terrifying video! — of an anonymous woman, who fears for her dear sweet life … HELP! NEW JERSEY …
Also tagged: new jersey, cia, rumors on the internets, sharia law, waterboarding, brown people, josh goldberg
Wonkette - Aug 24, 2009
Their fingers are bedecked in all kinds of purity jewelry, for they have taken an oath of abstinence, a solemn promise to wait until Rush Limbaugh tells them it’s okay to say “yes” to something other than anal. But …
Also tagged: barack obama, rumors on the internets, medicare, michael steele, redstate, al quaeda
Wonkette - Aug 5, 2009
Here’s a fresh, confrontational new DNC ad telling people (rightly) to expect violent, insane crowds of mouth-breathing wingnuts at their local health care town halls this month unless they call the RNC immediately and …
Also tagged: ads, dnc, rnc, nazis, health care, opeartives, just pass health care already
Wonkette - Jul 23, 2009
South Carolina, what a poop pile, right? It is no wonder the governor, Mark Sanford, never wants to spend any time in that goddamned place. Have you ever been down there? It is this awful fetid swamp, most of it …
Also tagged: europe, republicans, south carolina, gop, adultery, cheaters, european vacation, mark sanford, sleazebags, republicans in the news, argentine firecracker, scumsacks, sparkin, sparkin thing, that sparkin thing
Wonkette - Feb 12, 2009
The D.C. intelligentsia already read the Washington Times religiously to stay abreast of our old pal Liz Glover’s encounters with celebrities such as John King, who wore a custom-made suit to some event or another …
Also tagged: writing, opinion, mitt romney, washington times, reinventing conservatism
Wonkette - Feb 12, 2009
Man remember back when there was this thing called “the dole,” and you could live on it forever while you traveled the country on freight trains, singing hobo medleys and strumming on a banjo? All that changed when …
Also tagged: unemployment, employers, disputes, hobos, unemployment insurance, charity cases, hobo beans
Wonkette - Feb 12, 2009
Pakistan announced the arrests of several suspected Mumbai attackers and revealed details of the case, which involved phone cards and exotic European locales such as Austria and Barcelona. [New York Times] The military …
Also tagged: daily briefing
Wonkette - Feb 11, 2009
Here’s Massachusetts Congressman Michael Capuano yelling at today’s Capitol Hill hearing with eight big bank CEOs, who demanded that Congress give them a second set of keys to the U.S. Mint (just to make it more …
Also tagged: rants, youtube, wall street, congress, derivatives, blah blah blah, michael capuano
Wonkette - Feb 11, 2009
Ugh you people David Denby is rolling in his grave, tut-tutting at the lack of fact-checking and basic research going on at the Huffington Post. Yes, we have seen this thing about how Eric Cantor allegedly distributed …
Wonkette - Feb 11, 2009
This poor stimulus bill has been kicked around and blown up a million times, completely dismembered, bathed in acid — basically Robocop, except boring, and with money. So what secret provisions did House and Senate …
Also tagged: senate, spending, house of representatives, budgets, compromise, negotiations, bailout, stimulus bill, just pass it already