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Wonkette - Feb 2, 2010
The funniest part is that he thinks he needs more than three minutes of speaking time. Most people can clock in even a significantly belabored “HEHNGNN?” in under two seconds. (Also, sometimes laws are passed that set …
Also tagged: john mccain, youtube, military, wonkette, walnuts, hearings, don t ask don t tell, dadt, it s almost like he has a primary coming up
Wonkette - Jan 8, 2010
By the Comics CurmudgeonHeterosexual Americans, forced to acknowledge that gays lurk in their midst, have focused their attention recently on identifying them. They do this the way they do everything else: with …
Also tagged: winter, santa, wonkette, dick cheney, nancy pelosi, fdr, harry reid, cartoon violence, comics curmudgeon, barak obama, mother nature, child molesters
Wonkette - Dec 1, 2009
Here we have the most recent entry from smarmy hippopotamus Rick Warren’s Twitter page, the rest of which is SO. GRATING. GAHH. (Example: “If God says 2 things that appear contradictory, both are true.The problem is U …
Also tagged: africa, religion, wonkette, christians, uganda, rick warren, meanwhile on twitter
Wonkette - Dec 1, 2009
Homophobic fat-butt Mr. Pastor Rick Warren likes to do one thing and that is to lie. He’s a lot like that other guy, Lanny Davis: they both cultivate images of themselves as non-partisan peacebrokers, but when you …
Also tagged: africa, religion, wonkette, uganda, homosexuals, rick warren, lanny davis, saddlebacking
Wonkette - Nov 21, 2009
Did you see this YouTube yet! It involves the latest comical statement from America’s most famous super-homophobic state senator, Chris Buttars of Utah: “I meet with the gays here and there. They were in my house two …
Also tagged: youtube, utah, wonkette, state legislatures, homosexuals, chris buttars, truth to power
Wonkette - Sep 14, 2009
Did you dress as Professor Dumbledore or a sneering Bank Goblin for yesterday’s midnight release party of the “new” Ted Kennedy memoir? What? You went as Gandalf? HE’S NOT EVEN *IN* THIS BOOK YOU IDIOT. But yes: Ted …
Also tagged: top, wonkette, bill clinton, robert byrd, ted kennedy, don t ask don t tell, best book since the starr report
Wonkette - Sep 3, 2009
Mark Sanford has admitted to a lot of sketchy behavior and pretty much constant lies about everythiing, and he is a weeping emo douche, but there’s one thing Mark Sanford wants you to know: HE DID NOT START THE RUMOR …
Also tagged: rumors, wonkette, south carolina, argentina, gop, southerners, mark sanford, homos, fags, homosexual agenda, andre bauer, republicans in the news, homosexual menace, bomb south carolina from space
Wonkette - Aug 13, 2009
La Jolla hotel developer Doug Manchester put up $125,000 to collect signatures for Prop 8, California’s absurd anti-gay-marriage initiative intended to overturn Caifornia’s legal gay marriages just to ruin people’s …
Also tagged: marriage, divorce, wonkette, fail, wingnuts, assholes, prop 8
Wonkette - Jul 30, 2009
Today, the LG-BLT crowd is finally happy with the breeder Barack Obama, because he has awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to an alive lesbian (Billie Jean King) and a dead gay man (Harvey Milk) along with many …
Also tagged: barack obama, top, wonkette, lesbians, medal of honor, minorities, black people, africans, typical, presidential medal of honor, harvey milk, where s the birth certificate
Wonkette - Jul 21, 2009
As Sarah Palin proved to a disgusted nation, you don’t need to know how to write or even read to get a book deal in End Times America. All you need to be is a disgraced former beauty contestant who hates the same …
Also tagged: books, top, wonkette, perez hilton, wingnuts, publishing news, jesus fucking christ, stop it, of course, carrie prejean