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Wonkette - Feb 13, 2009
Hey if your Verizon phone and the people responsible for its maintenance have been terrorizing you logistically and emotionally, you just earned Ten Recession Dollars. [WTOP] The Maryland crab fisherpeople have been …
Also tagged: dc, metro section, fox news, sales tax, dc united, aaron bruns, wonkabout, fisherpeople
Wonkette - Feb 5, 2009
One thing Republicans like to do is send racist shit to each other, whether funny black-face minstrel songs about the “magic negro” (the president) or funny newsletters about the watermelon and fried chicken certain …
Also tagged: republicans, barack obama, new orleans, florida, 1, katrina, gop, blacks, racists, kkk, but hurricane katrina was so funny
Wonkette - Jan 30, 2009
If you were denied your basic human right to attend the Inauguration thanks to “severe logistical breakdowns,” you could be eligible to receive a photo of all the fun you missed on Barry’s special day! [DCist] Hey …
Also tagged: washington, metro section, rahm emanuel, 1, mayor fenty, michelle and jill
Wonkette - Jan 26, 2009
What, exactly, has White House photographer Pete Souza captured in this shot? Maybe it’s after the last of the 10 dances at 10 inaugural balls. White tie, who even approved that? Anyway, here is your new president …
Also tagged: barack obama, top, 1, pete souza, hooray 4 america
Wonkette - Jan 23, 2009
A fortnight or deux hath passed since our last installment of “Fridays with Peggy,” for one must endure days of insomnia and procure a boat-ship’s worth of les stimulati — what they in the Scientific Trade know as …
Also tagged: barack obama, columnists, top, race, 1, peggy noonan, rickshaws, peggy s world, fridays with peggy
Wonkette - Jan 23, 2009
Look. We all know that Barack Obama is not an American human anyway, so he’ll never *really* be president if you care about, oh we don’t know, FACTS. But the sheeple have accepted him and so we must find other …
Also tagged: music, barack obama, 1, conspiracies, yo yo ma, itzhak perlman, new ways to reject obama
Wonkette - Jan 23, 2009
In-the-tank National Park Service is reporting that 1.8 million people attended Barry’s Inauguration, but some people think the real number was closer to 1 million, meaning Obama is not even technically President. [DC …
Also tagged: metro section, 1, hospitals, sanjay gupta, us news and world report more than just college rankin
Wonkette - Jan 23, 2009
Hey look our Liz Glover is all growed up! Now that she works for the Moonie Times her interviews have to be “serious,” so whereas before she might have asked the mayor some obnoxious question like, “Do you like balls?” …
Also tagged: dc, washington, 1, adrian fenty, but does he like balls
Wonkette - Jan 20, 2009
Fellow Americans! As you can see above, your Comics Curmudgeon survived his journey into one of Washington’s many terrifying underground doom caves (where they really were singing “God Bless America,” followed by about …
Also tagged: barack obama, dc, washington, marc, 1, comics curmudgeon, hellscapes, and people make fun of baltimore, death marches, my feet hurt
Wonkette - Jan 20, 2009
From his cushy, all-seeing perch in the bucolic deserts of California, Wonkette editor Ken Layne forced your modest associate editor to walk into the HELLISH acid pool that is downtown Washington D.C. to take photos of …
Also tagged: barack obama, 1, photo tours, the worst city on the face of the earth