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Wonkette - Apr 16, 2009
What’s that old saying about the guys who hate the gays so much? Something like “the intensity of your closet homosexuality equals the intensity of your homophobia.” EXAMPLE, here. So, while we are supposed to be …
Also tagged: funny pictures, wonkette, health care, wingnuts, homophobia, tea party, teabagging, april 15, minnesota nice, teabaggers
Wonkette - Feb 20, 2009
Quite possibly the only job worse than mopping the floors in a rendering plant is working in constituent services. So many gross citizens calling angrily all the time, and writing dumb emails, demanding this thing or …
Also tagged: email, wonkette, marriage equality, constituent services, paul koering, snits
Wonkette - Sep 19, 2008
During the weird hurricane prayer service/unveiling of Sarah Palin trade show in St. Paul a few weeks back — which feels like exactly One Thousand Years ago — there were also some street protests. And the “Minnesota …
Also tagged: republicans, rnc, 1, protests, whatever, jackasses, just kidding, nazi soviet hell demons
Wonkette - Sep 15, 2008
Check out this dude! He went to the Republican convention in St. Paul, as a delegate from Colorado! He is a 29-year-old attorney. He was real proud of himself, talking to the AP and giving this repulsive little …
Also tagged: republicans, minneapolis, rnc, losers, 1, gop, douchebags, instant karma, pioneer press, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Wonkette - Sep 7, 2008
Your editor’s sort-of relative teaches at Walter Reed Middle School in North Hollywood! We knew she taught in the Valley but did not know where, exactly — and she is right there, at the heart of the failure of the John …
Also tagged: teachers, republicans, john mccain, disasters, top, rnc, 2008, funny pictures, idiots, 1, gop, sarah palin, monsters, walter reed, snowbilly
Wonkette - Sep 4, 2008
So after our little tour of the Republican Death Slave Equipment we went next door to The Liffey, the bar of choice for lazy journalists who want to get as many beers into their bodies as quickly as possible following …
Also tagged: drinking, 1, rnc st paul, liffey s, making friends and influencing people, wonketteers
Wonkette - Sep 3, 2008
MSNBC set up their “studio” in a dirty park full of dead grass and trash, just north of the Xcel sports arena. There are bums sitting around, and dogs exposing their penises while supporting John McCain, and it’s hot …
Also tagged: msnbc, 1, gop, keith olbermann, cowards, 9 11 is a joke, rnc st paul, lazy media
Wonkette - Sep 2, 2008
Oh we hate you. We hate you. You are a stinking whining sanctimonious sack of death tampons and pus. You, Joe Lieberman, insult the dignity of roaches. You are a diarrhea diaper. Let’s liveblog your pathetic bullshit …
Also tagged: john mccain, walnuts, 1, gop, joe lieberman, vinegar joe, rnc st paul, the scum also rises
Wonkette - Sep 2, 2008
Old Dipshit Magee is gonna plain tell folks how’s good ol’ folks goin’ figger times ’bout proper we types need set up Mr. & Missus McPalin needin’ not have a colored for preznit. Let’s liveblog this fucking …
Also tagged: john mccain, gucci, 1, gop, liveblogging, fred thompson, rnc st paul, country bear jamboree, dipshit magee
Wonkette - Sep 2, 2008
We ran into YOUR president, George W. Bush, on the streets of St. Paul. He’s been arrested oh no! This is why he can’t appear in person to deliver his address — he’ll be getting bondage-whipped by this pink sexbot cop …
Also tagged: george w bush, mississippi, 1, abraham lincoln, twin cities, rnc st paul, america s best hero, michele backmann