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Wonkette - Feb 26, 2010
Important cable teevee station CNN has commissioned two (2) polls of the Americans, and the results are bad for the Tea Baggers’ beloved “U.S. Constitution” and “Democracy,” so it’s a good thing those people don’t …
Also tagged: cnn, surveys, democracy, polls, wonkette, darth vader, meh, our dead nation, democracy is coming to the usa
Wonkette - Feb 5, 2010
So Alabama shitbird Sen. Richard “Dick” “Swett” Shelby has placed a blanket hold on 70-ish Obama nominees, which someone in Harry Reid’s office bothered to tell us all about yesterday. He wants Northrop Grumman to get …
Also tagged: barack obama, senate, wonkette, alabama, nominations, earmarks, northrop grumman, military industrial complex, richard shelby, the answer is always b
Wonkette - Feb 4, 2010
First they predicted 12-20 inches, and we said nothing. Then… other predictions were made… and now it’s 18-24 inches with a special Bonus Prize of “you will die, -ish” for a small band hovering over Washington, DC, the …
Also tagged: wonkette, snow, wonkette weather desk, snowpocalypse ii
Wonkette - Feb 4, 2010
Beloved black-and-white poopbag “Butterstick” has finally been seized by our Chinese overlords and flown back to Red China, where the sad worn-out creature will be brutally interrogated for his contacts with the Dalai …
Also tagged: china, wonkette, butterstick, pandas, national zoo, alive stuffed animals, all growed up, please put this in tmz s all growed up, china is raping our culture, retarded bears
Wonkette - Feb 3, 2010
Monstrous hypertension record-setter Rahm Emanuel has A LOT OF SHIT TO DO AND DOESN’T HAVE TIME TO FUCKING HOST THIS FUCKING PANSY-ASS ROUNDTABLE SHIT, but he will GET IT OVER WITH and then will you people SHUT THE …
Also tagged: wonkette, rahm emanuel, special olympics, slurs, imitations, let rahm be rahm
Wonkette - Feb 1, 2010
Just days after Barack Obama admonished Republicans for paying exclusive attention to GOP pollster/”message guru” Frank Luntz’s push-polly memos about how to kill each piece of major Democratic legislation, Frank Luntz …
Also tagged: wonkette, congress, gop, memos, financial regulatory reform, frank lutz, sick to our stomachs
Wonkette - Jan 28, 2010
While perusing the roster of Tea Party Convention speakers to see whether Michele Bachmann and Marsha Blackburn, who have both dropped out, are still listed there — they are — we notice that this is clearly a trap for …
Also tagged: wonkette, tea party convention, mustache rides for a nickle
Wonkette - Jan 27, 2010
Wee hew, it has been nearly one whole year since newly minted President Barack Obama gave a Not-State-of-the-Union speech, in which he discussed how “resolve” and “green energy” were going to save our economy. Remember …
Also tagged: democrats, barack obama, wonkette, drinking, drinking games, state of the union, fun games, the first anniversary shitshow
Wonkette - Jan 27, 2010
Are you DRUNK YET YOU DRUNKS? Your Wonkette is drinking a 40! Oh wait, those are just two “24s”… which means… 32 ounces less beer, total. Hooray! Well let’s tune in to CNN and MSNBC and see how long it takes us to get …
Also tagged: barack obama, wonkette, liveblogging, state of the union, sotu, liveblogs, reiteratering our commitments
Wonkette - Jan 26, 2010
FINALLY. The same pasty biotch who did Andrew Breitbart’s bidding to entrap ACORN in some minor prank that would get Congress to immediately revoke its entire funding… which was completely successful… has been arrested …
Also tagged: wonkette, mary landrieu, acorn, andrew breitbart, james o keefe, sucker sucker sucker