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Wonkette - Feb 26, 2010
Important cable teevee station CNN has commissioned two (2) polls of the Americans, and the results are bad for the Tea Baggers’ beloved “U.S. Constitution” and “Democracy,” so it’s a good thing those people don’t …
Also tagged: cnn, surveys, top, democracy, polls, darth vader, meh, our dead nation, democracy is coming to the usa
Wonkette - Feb 26, 2010
Good Friday-time, colonies! England, Land of Kings, would like to participate in what shallst now be titled, Thine Gloubal Tea Party Ninny Knickers Movement. The British Tea Party component shallst launch its first …
Also tagged: england, taxes, daniel hannan, tea parties, teabaggers, british tea party, is this the peggy noonan write up
Wonkette - Feb 26, 2010
Get it? GET IT? Do you understand this joke. See, the other tennis person got good information out of Janet Napolitano after she injured herself, because injuries hurt… and we’ve gotta get the info… outta them …
Also tagged: twitter, fred thompson, janet napolitano, dipshit mcgoo
Wonkette - Feb 26, 2010
This is the best that friend-to-nice-ladies David Paterson could come up with, explaining why he decided to exit the New York governor’s race: “It has become increasingly clear to me in the last few days that I cannot …
Also tagged: youtube, new york, david paterson, governors, press conferences, quitters, drop outs, 2010 elections
Wonkette - Feb 25, 2010
What are we even talking about here? JOIN THE CONVERSATION. (Ha ha, that means “leave comments, keep fucking off at work.)
Also tagged: what, wonkette literary criticism hour
Wonkette - Feb 25, 2010
Michael Steele: They should have had a summit a year ago. Chuck Todd: They did. Michael Steele: Well it didn’t work, because we don’t have health care. SMACKDOWN! [YouTube]
Also tagged: youtube, health care, michael steele, chuck todd, smack his butt
Wonkette - Feb 25, 2010
The new Missile Defense Agency logo looks exactly like one of those terrible muslin moon things. Coincidence or BARACK OBAMA? [Big Government] No fewer but probably no more than two conservative bloggers agree that Jeb …
Also tagged: barack obama, rumors on the internets, navy, missile defense, falkland islands, matt taibbi
Wonkette - Feb 25, 2010
Hmm. Well hopefully Sarah Palin took enough notes during the parts of the health care summit that she did watch, so that her conversation about it with Sean Hannity tonight can be as fact-based and productive as …
Also tagged: sarah palin, twitter, monsters, health care summit, meanwhile on twitter
Wonkette - Feb 7, 2010
Wonkette comrade Matt Welch tried to get across Logan Circle so he could buy, uh, dishwasher detergent at Whole Foods. Super snowy out there! Never forget! [YouTube]
Also tagged: video, weather, dc, washington, youtube, snow, snowmaggedon, eh somebody needs to twitter a cop snowball fight, snow monsters
Wonkette - Feb 5, 2010
Here’s Democratic lieutenant governor candidate Scott Lee Cohen, of “tries to stab and murder his prostitute girlfriend” fame, trying to “clear his name” on the teevee yesterday or maybe today. Also: no alimony …
Also tagged: illinois, criminals, meet your candidates, scott lee cohen